Im half way to 50 with a mischief two year old boy, and currently 31+3 weeks pregnant with a girl. Let me tell you its quite intense having a two year old running rings around me while carrying this big belly, ill tell you what its quite fucking sore with all that pressure on your lady parts, constantly going toilet. Now like I said I have a very mischief boy. You go to sit down on the toilet after setting your boy up to entertain himself for a couple of minutes, you start going to the toilet and all of a sudden you hear the front door open, you quickly try to release everything from your bladder you scream out to your boy NO!! of course he hasnt heard that so you quickly finish what you are doing and rushing out the toilet trying to pull up your pants running to the front door searching left to right FUCKSAKES, turns out he didnt even go out the door hes sitting in front of the tv trying to turn it on. So what do you do? give your boy a hug and give him your undivided attention, one toy does not keep your kids happy not even a million toys what are you suppose to do? your boy stands up and says "PARK" mamas not interesting enough so we decide to go to the park your boy is running while you are trying to waddle across the road.. 'stop look for cars' he listens and looks at least im teaching him to be safe. Im dreading the days where I have a newborn keeping me up every hour of the night, with a very active boy during the day. What do you do?
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